even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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