He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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