clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
she smelled like a LAN party
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
He better not be in your backpack
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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