I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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