Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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