I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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