they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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