We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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