He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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