I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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