Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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