That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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