I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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