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worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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