Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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