So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I am one with the molecules
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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