Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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