I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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