I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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