so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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