Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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