it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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