we made out on top of his cat.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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