One girl and one boy is just not enough.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Ladies don't puke and tell
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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