he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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