we're blogging at a bar
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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