my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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