VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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