BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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