I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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