I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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