This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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