I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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