recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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