just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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