anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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