i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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