I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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