so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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