You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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