That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
You need Xanax blowdarts
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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