Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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