so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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