Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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