Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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