My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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