mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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