he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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