There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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