why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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