If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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