Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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