what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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