So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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