I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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