Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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