i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
50% drunk capacity currently
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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